Total Medals Earned: 109 (From 34 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,080 Points
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/500 points)
View the high scores.
View the entire end-game movie.
Find 6 bottles.
Do not skip any of Max's speeches.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 15.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 12.
Enter the super secret level code.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 3.
Find 12 Bottles.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 9.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 6.
Beat the game on any mode without hurting any bats.
Find 24 bottles.
Beat the game without dying on normal mode.
Beat the game without dying on easy mode.
Beat the game without dying on brutal mode.
Medals Earned: 3/14 (15/360 points)
Complete an easy level without dying
Stomp a cat
Attempt to double jump
Stomp a cat while fat
Mid-air axe death
Death by spikes when fat
Complete a hard level without dying
Get to the flag when fat
Find and use the golden bounce pad
Complete a hard level without taking damage
Find a secret area
Defeat the cat god
Vomit on the princess
Find all 3 secret areas
Medals Earned: 2/17 (20/480 points)
Get killed by an alien.
Get killed by a zombie.
Get killed by a robot.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Unlock all weapons.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Play through every stage.
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smileborg
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill ZOMG
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 6/9 (275/500 points)
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Become one with the desert
Find the adult pleasure.
Complete the Game.
Defend the weak.
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Medals Earned: 3/12 (15/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Medals Earned: 3/10 (30/315 points)
Die before beating Luis.
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Escape the cave.
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Complete all other achievements!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (100/105 points)
Beat the game
Win the game a certain amount of score.
Start already!
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/285 points)
Beat all castles in Black Shores
Beat all castles in Umbria
Beat all castles in Betsonia
Beat all castles in Dante Flats
Beat all castles in Wintervale
Get gold in all castles in Black Shores
Get gold in all castles in Umbria
Get gold in all castles in Wintervale
Get gold in all castles in Dante Flats
Get gold in all castles in Betsonia
Crush all castles
Get gold medals in all castles.
Medals Earned: 4/14 (55/500 points)
Kill your first enemy.
Let history take its course.
Launch your first mortar strike.
Kill 100 footsoldiers.
Don't skip any of the in-game cutscenes.
Die without killing a single enemy.
Take out least 5 enemies with one explosion.
Shoot down 6 enemy airplanes.
Destroy 6 tanks.
Stay alive for 50 hours.
Regain your health after nearly dying.
Destroy 500 enemies.
Survive for 250 hours.
Chain 4 explosions.
